Only in America … can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America … are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America … do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America … do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America … do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America … do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America … do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won’t miss a call from someone we didn’t want to talk to in the first place.
Only in America … do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America … do we use the word ‘politics’ to describe the process so well: “Poli” in Latin meaning “many” and “tics” meaning “bloodsucking creatures.”
Only in America … do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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